April 2009 Blog Posts (20)

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER....

Congrats to all the winners of APRIL TICKET BLITZ....Rosengella was our over all winner and recievs a 10K GTD Ticket GOOD LUCK POKER CHICK...The staff here at OTR would like to thank each and everyone of you for your dedication in our games and continued support..



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4 SSexyOTR 2665.00

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Ticket winners of April



800 GTD

Bubbaclem… Continue

Added by BSO SSexyOTR~HBIC on April 30, 2009 at 11:34pm — No Comments

The Man Rules

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down



Finally , the guys' side of the story.

( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear " the rules"

From the female side.



Now here are the rules from the male side.





These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "

ON PURPOSE!



1. Men are NOT mind readers.



1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's… Continue

Added by Debbie aka Limogal on April 30, 2009 at 11:20pm — No Comments

MzShark

This is a follow up post in regards to a post I made yesterday about banning folks from OTR...which I deleted after I found out the facts....had I not been in a pissy mood after cable spent endless hours over here trying to fix our cable issue...and btw they NEVER got our internet fixed...(thank god to Colo for having knowledge on why our stream kept cutting out on usand saved our ass's right before we went on air last night for PH WSOP game) That original post i mde would've never made it's… Continue

Added by BSO SSexyOTR~HBIC on April 30, 2009 at 10:48am — 3 Comments

Birthday Promotion!

Poker Host wants to give out special birthday gifts to all our players, a totally free entry into our Bounty Tournament Leader Board and a get chance to KO one of our PHTEAM Members and qualify into the monthly leader board. But that’s not all… you can get a chance to win a special deal… CASH!!

Added by JC on April 29, 2009 at 12:27pm — No Comments

Twitters $100 Followers Freeroll

To all the players who start to follow me on twitter I will give them a ticket into a $100 Freeroll!
http://twitter.com/TeamPokerHost

Added by JC on April 28, 2009 at 7:30pm — 5 Comments

Dear DonkSausage:

Added by Danny Ocean (@OnTiltRadio) on April 25, 2009 at 9:55am — No Comments

GWAAAN vs. BASSMAN

Last Monday in the midst of all the controversy, a few members of the Bassman team challenged the Gwaaaners to a mono y mono, last man standing, playing for pink slips, no holds barred, steal cage match!



Well that's music to OnTilt Radio's ears, pun fully intended!



At first the banter indicated that the Gwaaan team wouldn't accept such a challenge! However they did and so it begins. An urgent message was dispatched to the members of both teams and we are anxiously…
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Added by Danny Ocean (@OnTiltRadio) on April 17, 2009 at 11:37am — 7 Comments

BANANA TEST

Banana test











There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,



A Lion,



a Chimpanzee,



a Giraffe,



and a Squirrel,



who pass by.





They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the… Continue

Added by BSO SSexyOTR~HBIC on April 17, 2009 at 12:30am — 2 Comments

PLEASE HELP FIND THIS GIRL~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Lifes A Bluff

To:

Date: Apr 15, 2009 3:31 AM

Subject: my 14yr old niece is MISSING - please everyone read!!



She is 14 years old (5/5/94) and is approx 5 foot 5, 120/130 pounds. Brown hair / Brown eyes.



My niece Jennifer has been missing now for 4 days! We have reason to believe she may be in danger and we must find her right away. She has never been more than an hour or so late and she was supposed to be home… Continue

Added by BSO SSexyOTR~HBIC on April 16, 2009 at 2:00am — 4 Comments

Disco Monkeys

Disco Monkeys

Disco is back and now even the monkey are doing it. Disco here, disco there. Disco monkey everywhere. Of course these disco monkeys could be playing POKER as well....

Added by BSO SSexyOTR~HBIC on April 15, 2009 at 2:46pm — No Comments

Rock, Paper Scissors!

I can understand how scissors can beat paper and I fully comprehend how rock can beat scissors, but in what retarded dimension to we live where paper beats rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and render it useless? Is it Mormon Paper? Why the hell can't paper do the same then to scissors. Hell, forget scissors, why can't paper display this kind of omnipotent power to people! Why aren't students all across the globe not being constantly ass whooped by notebooks full of… Continue

Added by Danny Ocean (@OnTiltRadio) on April 15, 2009 at 1:34pm — 1 Comment

I have made an important decision..........

I’ve come to a crossroads in my life. I have decided to eliminate something from my everyday existence that I hope will not adversely alter my remaining days for the worse. I use this everyday, how many times I could count but, don’t need to. Sometimes I use it as a crutch, sometimes because it felt right, others because I didn’t care who it affected. I do take comfort in the fact that everyone, and most certainly anyone who reads this no matter what channel you tuned from, everyone uses it.… Continue

Added by Danny Ocean (@OnTiltRadio) on April 15, 2009 at 11:18am — 3 Comments

Chance to be Heard

As I stated in the worlds current longest running blog DumpGate, I am willing to have anyone who wants to voice there opinion on the matter on air tonight.



MzShark and I are going to be on at 9PM EST. If you want to joint this impromptu round table, email me your skype name and team name to presto731@ontiltradio.com.



I will contact everyone who wishes to be heard.



This offer may not come up…
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Added by Danny Ocean (@OnTiltRadio) on April 13, 2009 at 6:05pm — 2 Comments

DUMPGATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commenting has been closed on this blog. Thanks to everyone who chimed in.



A decision has been reached and it appears that the two players in question were found to have participated in a fraudulent act and have been disqualified from their team. This will leave the Ray101bassman team with only eight players and Kings Poker with only nine.



Here is the official response from Poker Host in case you didn't see it.



Dear Players:



In…
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Added by Danny Ocean (@OnTiltRadio) on April 12, 2009 at 1:00pm — 71 Comments

PokerHost Debacle

I've noticed whats been happening. I'd like to point out the definition of fraudulent (from WEBSTERS dictionary) : deceit, trickery, intentional perversion of truth in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right.

From what I can tell Chip Dumping wasn't done but even if they think it was, it was unintentional, and as we can see to be fraudulent something must be done intentionally.



Also with the hands A9 to A5 neither hand if…
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Added by Renee Moore on April 12, 2009 at 8:44am — 4 Comments

A LETTER TO MY PRESIDENT

Dear Mr. President,



Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead

of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money

on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can

call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:





There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them

$1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the… Continue

Added by BSO SSexyOTR~HBIC on April 6, 2009 at 12:47am — 1 Comment

DOG>>>CAT>>>RAT

This is a video of a homeless man in Santa Barbara and his pets. They work State Street every week for donations. The animals are pretty well fed and are mellow. They are a family. The man who owns them rigged up a harness for his cat so she wouldn't have to walk so much (like the dog and himself). At some juncture the rat came along, and as no one wanted to eat anyone else, the rat started riding with the cat and, often, on the cat! The dog will stand all day and let you talk to him and… Continue

Added by BSO SSexyOTR~HBIC on April 5, 2009 at 3:13am — No Comments

Tips ?? for Handling Telemarketers by Andy Rooney

Tips ??for Handling Telemarketers





Three Little Words That Work!!



(1)The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...'



Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.



Then when you eventually hear the phone company's 'beep-beep-beep' tone,…
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Added by BSO SSexyOTR~HBIC on April 4, 2009 at 7:11pm — No Comments

Greg Raymer on Fox News

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Added by BSO SSexyOTR~HBIC on April 4, 2009 at 2:58pm — 1 Comment

The Rules of Chocolate

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The Rules of Chocolate



If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.



Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.



The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.

The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.



Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each… Continue

Added by Debbie aka Limogal on April 4, 2009 at 1:53pm — No Comments

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